The little trailer that could



In 2000 there was one particularly interesting item to surface when Mauricio Bianchini sold his business and all of the inventory of his scooter shop, Mario’s Italian Motors. This was his custom-made service trailer. It was a little trailer that he used for picking up and delivering customer’s scooters. Since the mid-1980s, with the departure of the Vespa of America Corporation from the United States, Mario’s Italian Motors survived on its own as a bare-boned one-man operation. Often all by himself, Mauricio needed a method for loading scooters either solo or with the balancing hand of a customer. This trailer was his creation and it demonstrates his resourcefulness and depth of Vespa knowledge.

The glorious aspect of this little trailer lies in his reuse of old 1960s-era Vespa steering columns . As I have discussed before (American Scooterist #46), the front fork/steering column may have been specifically designed to be a sacrificial weak link in the event of a front-on collision. The column absorbs most of the shock and bends before the monocoque body crumples thus potentially saving the scooter for repair and reuse. It's not uncommon for scooter shops to end up with bent steering columns in their salvaged parts supplies. (Note: on most scooters and motorcycles the proper term would be “forks.” Since a Vespa uses a unique hub-and-axle system to simplify tire repair, there are no “forks” holding on the wheel. “Steering column” therefore becomes a more accurate term for one of the signature features of a Vespa scooter.)

Mauricio certainly had his own stock of mostly-useless front columns. He took two eight-inch ones, cut them down and welded them to a cross brace which attached to very rudimentary single gutter-like track. The track is specially constructed to fit the wheel base of a Vespa. The front tire bumps into a stop--not too low to bend the front fender--and there is a drop in the back of the track which helps act as a wheel chock for the rear tire.

The trailer has no suspension, this had to be sacrificed in order to keep the trailer low to the ground for easy loading of scooters. With under-inflated tires and slower driving this is not typically a problem as long as the scooter hauling is limited to around town. A small cross section is welded to the front of the trailer for attaching tie-down straps.

How can you not love the elegance of a scooter-specific trailer that uses Vespa tires? These days maybe 10-inch tires might be a bit more practical due to them being more common. Still, if you ever needed a spare you could easily grab another from the shop or even borrow your customer's off their scooter! Or the other obvious option would be to take advantage of the vintage Vespa's key practicality feature: Unbolt the tire, split the rim and patch the tube. Off you go again.

For Spring Scooter 2009, Juaning Higgins borrowed the trailer from the current owner, Robert Pennington. Juaning hooked it to his dad’s Honda Goldwing. Many people appreciated that the breakdown support vehicle was also a two wheeler.

It's hard not to be smitten with all of the Vespa-specific thought that went into the trailer's creation. Maybe it's not so cute, but certainly tiny and eternally practical.


Sauna, cold dunk tank

From Rubbermaid stock tank

Last summer I purchased a used 150 gallon Rubbermaid stock tank (aka water trough). Part of my intention was to possibly purchase a Cowboy Hot Tub wood stove tank heater so that I could create a low-cost, low-hassle backyard hot tub. I ended up changing my mind. The tank is too small for anything but a single person soak. There's nothing wrong with that, but I consider an important part of any soaking or sauna experience to be the social aspect. Whether it is saunaing or soaking, these are best done with company. It's a unique social environment, a space conducive to getting caught up with friends, telling in-depth stories and holding forth the occasional life-exploring conversation.

The other intended purpose of the tank was to use it as a cold water immersion/dunk for the sauna. To this end the dunk tank has been a smash hit success. I cannot stress enough how much the tank has added a fantastic new dimension to my sauna experience. I like it so much now that I almost consider it a prerequisite to having a quality sauna or hot tub.

Here at our house there is of course the solar shower just outside the door of the sauna and it continues to serve a similar purpose to the tank. Before I liberated myself of the oppressive Western psychological fear of cold water, the unheated shower could be very challenging, especially in the middle of the winter. Showering in 40 degree water takes some getting used to. But you do eventually get used to it and it is especially easy when you know that the intense, sometimes discomforting, sensation of the cold water will be rewarded by an equally intense sensation of pleasure once you are back in the sauna, when water is poured on the rocks and you are enveloped by a thick clouds of hot steam.

The dunk tank takes this experience to an entirely new level. Even though the water in the stock tank sometimes may not be as cold as the shower, it is much more challenging to immerse yourself in water. It just feels colder. In the shower, the cold water only covers a few parts of the body at a time. Inside the dunk tank you are 100 percent immersed in thermally-conductive bracing water. Hello! It's cold all over! But, just as it is much more challenging to embrace this intense physically sensation, the reward of pleasure, once back in the sauna, is reciprocally great.

Here is a photo of the dunk tank after a major freeze this winter. I had to take a sledge hammer to the ice to break it up enough to put a stock tank de-icer in it. (The ice was probably 6 to 8 inches thick on top!) The heater, along with warming temperatures, helped break the ice up enough so that it could be used as a slushy dunk tank in the evening. Greta and I both took advantage of it. I was proud of my daughter for taking her own dunk in the tank after a sweat! For us it was extra challenging because the larger ice chunks tended to scrape while soaking. At this temperature the water very quickly gave a 7-11 Slurpy-type brain freeze but all over the body!

From Rubbermaid stock tank
I made a plywood cover for the tank. This helps keep debris from the over hanging Douglas Fir and Hawthorne Berry trees from falling in. Also I'm a little concerned that some toddler from next door might wander over to play on the swing set, discover the tank and then discover that they don't know how to swim.